The Love Boat soon will be making another run the love boat promises something for everyone one two three four five six seven eight Sclemeel schlemazel hasenfeffer incorporated the weather started getting rough the tiny ship was tossed if not for the courage of the fearless crew the minnow would be lost the minnow would be lost The first mate and his Skipper too will do their very best to make the others comfortable in their tropic island nest. Well we're movin' on up to the east side. To a deluxe apartment in the sky. Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale a tale of a fateful trip that started from this tropic port aboard this tiny ship.